Caffeine Sarcasm & Bad Decisions Sticker | Matte Holographic Goth Decal

☕ Caffeine, Sarcasm & Bad Decisions Sticker

Because apparently caffeine, sarcasm and questionable choices are a personality.

A little reminder of the three things keeping you going: coffee, questionable decisions and a healthy amount of sarcasm. ☕🖤

This cute-but-chaotic design features a purple hanging sign with “CAFFEINE, SARCASM AND BAD DECISIONS” front and centre, surrounded by tiny hearts, stars and skull details. Finished with a dangling coffee cup and little note detail for that extra touch of ✨organised chaos✨.

The sticker has a smooth matte finish with a subtle matte holographic effect. In normal light, it keeps its soft, muted matte appearance, but catch it in the light and you'll see a delicate holographic shimmer around the edges. It's intentionally subtle rather than super shiny, so it keeps that darker, understated aesthetic while still having a little ✨surprise✨ when the light hits it.

🖤 The details

☕ High-quality matte vinyl

✨ Subtle matte holographic shine — understated in normal light, catches the light beautifully

🖤 Smooth surface with no raised or textured finish

💜 Purple, black & lilac colour palette

💀 Cute gothic-inspired details

📋 Perfect for laptops, notebooks, journals, Kindles, e-readers, planners, water bottles & more

Dimensions (because size matters...) - 62x54x1 (LxWxH in mm)

For the caffeinated, sarcastic and mildly questionable among us. 🖤☕

Vix & Ink | stationery and apparel for those of us who refused to grow out of the things we loved.

Love, Always. Victoria x