{"product_id":"first-coffee-birthday-card-funny-sarcastic-alternative-greeting-card","title":"First Coffee Birthday Card | Funny Sarcastic Alternative Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy Birthday ☕🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHappy Birthday. I promise to wait 'til after your first coffee to sing obnoxiously loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause some people deserve a peaceful birthday morning. And some people deserve to be aggressively serenaded once the caffeine has kicked in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cute and slightly chaotic birthday card features our cosy little grim reaper clutching their morning coffee, with a very important promise to let the birthday person have that first coffee in peace before the celebrations begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for the friend who should absolutely not be spoken to before caffeine, the fellow elder emo who runs on coffee and sarcasm, or anyone whose personality improves dramatically after their first cup. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause growing up never meant growing out of what you love. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ The details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A5 folded greetings card\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on gorgeous 300gsm Tintoretto Gesso textured card\u003cbr\u003e• Light purple envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Cellophane bag for protection\u003cbr\u003e• Standard shape with square corners\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on the front and back\u003cbr\u003e• Back features the Elder Emo Collection branding\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside so you can write your own message\u003cbr\u003e• No personalisation\u003cbr\u003e• Designed and packed in Nottinghamshire, UK\u003cbr\u003e• Made for elder emos, alternative babes and nostalgic millennials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Perfect for\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Birthdays\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Coffee lovers\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Alternative and emo friends\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Elder emos\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Caffeine dependent friends\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Anyone who shouldn't be spoken to before coffee\u003cbr\u003e🖤 The friend who needs their first coffee before functioning\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Anyone who considers coffee a personality trait\u003cbr\u003e🖤 That mate who will absolutely sing along once the caffeine hits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVix \u0026amp; Ink | stationery and apparel for those of us who refused to grow out of the things we loved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLove, Always. Victoria x\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vix and Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59671167730009,"sku":"VAI-EEC-01-07","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/8602\/5049\/files\/first-coffee-birthday-card-funny-sarcastic-alternative-greeting-card-5608734.jpg?v=1791964161","url":"https:\/\/vixandink.com\/products\/first-coffee-birthday-card-funny-sarcastic-alternative-greeting-card","provider":"Vix and Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}