{"product_id":"congrats-youre-practically-dead-birthday-card-dark-humour-birthday-card","title":"Congrats You're Practically Dead Birthday Card | Dark Humour Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eCongrats, You're Practically Dead 🪦\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut at least you made it this far. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the elder emos, alternative babes and anyone who thinks getting older should come with a little more sarcasm and a lot less responsibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cute but slightly unhinged greetings card features a little grim reaper giving you a thumbs up, surrounded by hearts, stars, moons and just enough spooky chaos to make celebrating another year feel slightly less terrifying.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, milestones, surviving another year of adulthood, or sending to that mate who is officially entering their “my back hurts and I need a 9pm bedtime” era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause apparently growing up is mandatory, but growing up \u003ci\u003eproperly\u003c\/i\u003e was never part of the deal. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✉️ The details\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• A5 folded greetings card\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on gorgeous 300gsm Tintoretto Gesso textured card\u003cbr\u003e• Light purple envelope included\u003cbr\u003e• Cellophane bag for protection\u003cbr\u003e• Standard shape with square corners\u003cbr\u003e• Printed on the front and back\u003cbr\u003e• Back features the Elder Emo Collection branding\u003cbr\u003e• Blank inside so you can write your own message\u003cbr\u003e• No personalisation\u003cbr\u003e• Designed and packed in Nottinghamshire, UK\u003cbr\u003e• Made for elder emos, alternative babes and nostalgic millennials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions (because size matters...) - 210x148x5 (LxWxH in mm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💌 Perfect for\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Birthdays\u003cbr\u003e🖤 30th birthdays\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Alternative and emo friends\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Your favourite ageing goth\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Millennial nostalgia\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Anyone entering their “I need a lie down” era\u003cbr\u003e🖤 That friend who refuses to act their age\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Celebrating surviving another year of questionable decisions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVix \u0026amp; Ink | stationery and apparel for those of us who refused to grow out of the things we loved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLove, Always. Victoria x\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Vix and Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59671153049945,"sku":"VAI-EEC-01-02","price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1054\/8602\/5049\/files\/congrats-youre-practically-dead-birthday-card-dark-humour-birthday-card-6234232.jpg?v=1791964161","url":"https:\/\/vixandink.com\/products\/congrats-youre-practically-dead-birthday-card-dark-humour-birthday-card","provider":"Vix and Ink","version":"1.0","type":"link"}